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When I replica louis vuitton drive the Lexus SC430, I feel pretty. Oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and let's just leave it at that, hmmm?

The SC430 as polished as a manor house banister, as smooth as Napoleon brandy strained through Naomi Wolf's silk stocking is that mightily maligned thing: a chick car.

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The well meant YCC illuminates one of the mysteries of cars and gender: car design that attempts to cater to women instead tends to patronize them as if they were deficient in some way. The YCC whose perfect driver seems to be a parking impaired debutante is no more stereotype sensitive than Chrysler's notoriously pink Dodge LaFemme of 1955. The LaFemme offered features high quality designer replica handbags wholesale such as Jacquard upholstery, color coordinated umbrella, mirror compacts, lipsticks and camera; it was the automotive equivalent to the Eisenhower era pearls and sweater sets. No wonder housewives abused Valium.

So what is the connection between car design and gender? Industry researchers have only a few certainties Designer Louis Vuitton Replica Handbags to work with. One is that both men and women tend to shy away from vehicles with a "chick car" label.

It's instructive to note that in Europe, the equivalent term for a replica designer handbags chick car is a "hairdresser's car." Gay, in other words. A chick car is not only feminine in some ineffable way, cheap louis vuitton bags from china but feminizing. It imputes femininity or perhaps a kind of gender preference valence upon its owner/driver. Men don't like having their male credentials called into question; women resist the onus of femininity in the second sex sense described by Simone de Beauvoir.

Consider the SUV: Few in Detroit could have cheap replica handbags predicted that these truck based, hard to park, skirt splitting vehicles would become so popular with women. But women love them, replica louis vuitton bags and often the bigger the better. In owner's surveys, women SUV drivers extol their vehicle's high seating position and commanding outward view, their sense of invulnerability in a word, their empowerment.

So, women want what men want? Not necessarily. Very few women Angelyne notwithstanding drive Corvettes, for instance. Corvette has long since passed into the popular imagination as a vehicular codpiece, a high performance sock in the crotch favored by men of a certain age and hairline. This image is as durable as it is patently unfair the Corvette is one of the world's great sports cars and I'd take one in a minute, regardless of the snide whispers behind my back. Yet, inescapably, the Corvette is masculine, just as a white VW Rabbit Cabriolet is feminine.

It's worth pondering how Discount Replica Louis Vuitton Bags cars become invested with gender.

The British poet Caroline Bird has written that "femininity appears to be one of those pivotal qualities so important no one can define it." But I think, at least when it comes to cars, there are some formal qualities that consumers and observers read as feminine.

One of these is scale. Cars that are much smaller than average strike us in the primitive centers of our brains as feminine. Big vehicles, such as SUVs, are masculine. This schema almost certainly arises from our evolutionary development where the discernment of sexually dimorphic characteristics at a distance was important to survival. Are those females or males coming over the hill? Never mind, hand me my club.

It's not simply a matter of wheelbase and track, however. The Miata, the Mini Cooper, the New Beetle and the PT Cruiser all have diminutive quality about them, a preciousness, a daintiness. They are cute, which is to say they pack a lot of styling attitude in a short space, in ways that utilitarian compacts such as the Hyundai Accent or Mitsubishi Lancer do not.

Aggressiveness: the male's calling card. Three stylistic qualities rule our perception of aggressiveness in car styling: angularity, balance and stance. When BMW high quality replica handbags china redesigned high quality designer replica handbags the Z roadster (the Z3 to the Z4), one of the design team's goals was to give the car a harder edge, an angularity that would be perceived as more masculine. And so the Z3's previously smooth and sinuous lines were peaked and sharpened like lapels and pants creases, given what BMW's then design chief Chris Bangle called "flame surfacing" styling.

On the other hand, a polished smoothness, a kind of tumescent fullness, tends to be perceived as feminine, as it does in the New Beetle.

Balance refers to the forward aft placement of the cockpit. Cars with rear biased cockpit placement, which creates a long hood, short deck profile, read as more masculine. It's easy to mock this styling as phallocentric, because it is. Forty years ago, when front engine sports cars ruled road racing, the priapic profiles of Jaguars, Aston Martins and Ferraris were the consequence of large inline engines crammed under the hoods. Today, engines are far more compact. But the long hood look still conveys masculinity, a potent elegance.

Conversely, cars with long rear decks and overall symmetry front to rear tend to read as more feminine, cars like the New Beetle, Ford Thunderbird and even the Porsche Boxster.

Stance has to do with the car's position over its wheels. Generally, cars that are lower and wider, with their wheels pushed farther to the corners of the fuselage, have a more aggressive stance. The Mini Cooper's extremely aggressive stance saves it from terminal cuteness. Cars that are relatively tall compared to their overall length, meanwhile, tend to have a goofy, just squeeze them cuteness, like the adorable Suzuki Aerio, Toyota Echo and Scion xB.

So what about 1:1 replica handbags the Lexus SC430? By the standards outlined above, does it read masculine or feminine? Surprisingly, the Lexus casts a shadow almost exactly the same size as the Corvette the main difference is that the Corvette is some 5 inches lower. Yet at a glance the Lexus appears quite a bit smaller. So it has compactness about it, but it would be hard to classify the car as cute, any more than a Louis Vuitton clutch purse is cute.

The bodywork is like a river stone. No chin spoilers, air scoops and gills. This convertible is smooth and ovoid would "egg like" be loading the argument? The cockpit is dead amidships so that the hood and rear deck are virtually the same length (a fact that gives the SC430 9 cubic feet of trunk space).

Perhaps the defining difference between SC430 and its competitors the Jaguar XK8, the Mercedes SL, the Cadillac XLR is the car's chic refinement, the ease with which it wears its beauty. It is a car of almost supernatural elegance, from its highly figured wood cabinetry to its nail lacquer finish. Lexus says that the car's designers found their inspiration in the Cote d'Azur, in the shapes of and textures of Riva powerboats and Cannes catwalks. Cadillac, meanwhile, found inspiration in the Stealth fighter.

Generally, the more expensive a car, the more expressive the styling, since the design is less constrained by functionality and production costs. Perhaps as a reflection of the disparity of earning power between women and men, luxury cars tend to be aimed at a male audience. Even setting aside the exotic sports cars like swaggering Ferraris and Lamborghinis, luxury sedans Lexus' own LS430, BMW's 745iL, the Mercedes S class and Audi's A8L all have a drawing room heaviness about them, a paternalistic heft.

The SC430 may be the only luxury car on the market the first? that tilts in favor of the mature woman's tastes, insofar as we dare define them. And that is worth celebrating. As impeccable as a Cole Porter rhyme, as graceful as a Noel Coward smoke ring, the SC430 is about as masculine as either.

Assigning gender specifics to objects in the designed and engineered world may seem like folly mine, thank you and yet for reasons not well understood, everybody gets it. It's well documented that men and women respond differently to color and fine art. Why not car design?

While I wait for my NEA research grant, I'm happy to drive the SC430. I don't feel in any way ambiguous. After all, gender is only skin deep but beauty goes right to the bone.